Smile Pause

When having a phone conversation, the person on the other line stops talking and you can clearly tell that they are smiling. Usually preceded by a compliment or joke.

I was talking to this girl last night and I told her how amazing and cute she was; I was stoked to hear she gave me a smile pause.

pause face

the terrible, unscripted or apparently stoned face even the most studied of actors can be caught making when a movie or television show scene is paused at an inopportune moment.

Dude, check out this hilarious pause face I just caught Jane Lynch making in the Emmy's!

PAUSE NIGGA

When a some stupid nigga says some fucked up shit that just ain't right/sus.

"Nigga 1: I wanna suck a nigga dick!
Nigga 2: AYO PAUSE NIGGA"

suicide pause

A long period of painful, awkward silence when you're talking with your girl about something important. These long pauses make you seriously consider suicide.

Duder: "I don't want you to stop flirting with asian guys because of me, I just want you to understand how I feel"

Chica : "Yeah, I know"

*long silence*

Duder: "What are you thinking?"

Chica: "About what I should do"

*long silence*

Duder: "Damn, another suicide pause. Let's wrap this up before I go off the deep end."

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Shit Pause

When you go into a workplace bathroom as soon as you sit down someone walks in and you feel obligated to pause (and blow your nose, fidgit with your phone or cough) before relieving yourself until you hear the door swing shut

I am sick of having to shit pause every 30 seconds when some peckerhead walks in and takes forever to piss or just standing at the mirror.

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Pause Job

When you pause the TV or a movie and it stops on someone's face or body to look really funny.

Dude, you gotta see this, I just gave the best pause job to Sarah Palin's face!

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Pussy Pause

The act of pausing a competitive video, board or other game in order to attempt to gain pussy, often to the disdain of other players.

*In the middle of intense Super Mario Strikers*
Real Man: Yo I'm about to strike a fucking goal on your side.
Horney Douchecunt: Wait gotta text from mah' bitch.
*Pussy Pause*
Real Man: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I WAS ABOUT TO STRIKE A GOAL!
Horney Douchecunt: Shut the fuck up I'm trying to fuck this ho.

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