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Phone Perv

Someone who looks at your phone without your permission

I saw Sophie taking a sneaky look at Bens phone, she is such phone perve.

by Sajesty October 3, 2018

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Perving Around

a creepy person who hangs around you in a public location, generally breathing a tad too hard and looks unclean.

Tiffney: Who's that guy perving around over there?
Emily: Oh, that's just Paul.

by emilybadass September 19, 2005

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sweethearted perv

A person who has a heart of gold and is always there for family and love ones no matter how the situation is, and at the same time has a naughty mouth and is a sex freak when it comes to the bedroom

A well balanced mix, karma calmer

"mario is such a sweetheart sometimes but also has such a perverted mouth"... sweethearted perv

by Choad327 May 5, 2011

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Perve stache

A thin and sickly attempt at the growth of a mustache. Often worn by poor white or hispanic young men. Sometimes associated with date rapists.

"Kid Rock totally has a perve stache."

by Astrozombie00 September 22, 2006

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cyber perv

A Cyber Perv = an extremely common sexual being that lives on the internet. A Cyber Perv tends to be a pervert on internet chat room who is trying to give themselves a good time...over a computer screen? You may think that this sounds so sick it cannot exist, but indeed my friend, I am speaking the truth.

A Cyber Perv is usually a fat, no-hoper from America, seeking sexual fun out of English pre-teens with webcams. To make it even worse, he usually is about 50 years of age.

In order to find a โ€œvictimโ€ the Cyber Perv enters an internet chat room, and simply types in โ€œAny young girls want some fun? P2P me. MSN & CAMโ€ In non-cyber perv language, this means. โ€œAre there any young sluts who want to get dirty with an old geezer with MSN and a webcam?โ€ If they get a response in P2P (this means a person to person chat, a somewhat, private way to chat on an internet chat room.) They will advance and ask them their A/S/L. (Age/Sex/Location) Young teenage girls should be warned that if they asked this question, they should simply give a quick, smart comment to knock them off their feet, hopefully this will tell him in the kindest way, to fuck right off. Examples of these smart comments are:
Not/Inter/Ested
Piss/Right/Off
OR, the best one of allโ€ฆ
Iโ€™m not a dirty slut for you to take advantage ofโ€ฆDIE CYBER PERV DIE!!!!

"I nearly just got e-raped by a cyber perv"
"AAAAH! HELP! A CYBER PERV!!!"
"That strange looking man looks like a cyber perv."

by Becca Spears :) December 29, 2006

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Perv Gas

Aftershave, typically the overpowering variety worn by fifteen and sixteen year old boys in the vain attempt to impress girls and convince them they are real men and a force to be reckoned with.

โ€œDid you smell the overpowering perv gas off that lad?โ€

โ€œYeah, it was the great smell of shitโ€

by CraigF July 22, 2008


Perv shades

Sunglasses that, when worn, make the person's eyes impossible to see. Used to look at boobs, etc.

Damn, that girl's hot, I wish I had my perv shades with me.

by Lolo10l July 4, 2011

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