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The slight feeling of guilt a man feels immediately after masturbation, brought about by a possible sense of shame, regret, hollowness inside about the absence of a girlfriend, or all of the above. This come-down is normally felt by a man who realises that his onanistic practices are merely filling the void in his life that should be occupied by a girlfriend and this feeling is nature's way of telling him that evenings alone in front of the TV sat flicking between late-night Bongo channels is not the answer.
I was bored again last night so I choked the chicken, which was ineveitably followed by Wanker's Remorse
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When you realize that you voted with your emotions and only one real agenda, now you are wondering how badly you messed up the country. No Regerts!
I suddenly have a case Voter's Remorse after voting for an obvious potential dictator .
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With regards to facebook, the feeling you get when you "like" or comment on a friends status that involves an important and/or life changing event (eg. getting engaged, having a baby, etc.), and you realize that your e-mail or mobile device will be absolutely slammed with notifications that other people also "like" or comment on that persons status.
Matthew: "Hey, did you see Quincy's status? He found out he's having a baby velociraptor!"
Mike: "Yeah, I clicked 'like', and immediately got Likers Remorse when I realized that all 8 million of his friends will also 'like' his status"
Matthew: "I know, my iPhone is already dead!"
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A term used to describe the regret a person feels when they realize their Myspace URL is lame and they can't change it. Most people also refuse to make a new account to get a new URL because they don't want to lose their friend count or photo comments.
Sam turned all scene and now regrets choosing the URL sam_sxc_beach_babe, she suffers from URL remorse
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A cryptic semi-apology from someone too prideful to say they are sorry outright.
"Next time maybe I will drive a little slower, you can get a new dog though, right?" "Yeah, dude, that's totally remorse code"
"Well honestly, I had no idea you had that much porn on your computer or I wouldn't have had your mom help me fix it" "Is that remorse code?"
"I deserved getting that F in algebra, since I did kind of steal your boyfriend""What was that? I don't understand remorse code!"
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An emotional and mental phase that one experiences after he/she was crazily drunk the night before. As the name suggests, the person is very regretful of the things he/she did the prior night... and in most cases, he/she calls up his friends and apologizes for his/her behavior for the prior night. This phase usually involves a personal promise that he/she will never get that drunk again.
Guy1: Dude, I got really hammered last night. Did I cause any scene?
Guy2: You, fool. You puked all over Gerald's couch. I had to take you out of his house before he could find out and kill you last night.
Guy1: Fuck. That wasn't the real me, man. I'll never drink again.
Guy2: You're just in your "remorseful phase." Give it a week or two, and you'll be at it again.
That feeling you get whilst pooping, when you wipe, then realize you still have more to come.
"Jeff had wiped, pulled up his pants and as he washed his hands realized he had wipers remorse."