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The MAXIMUM setting on a boombox. WARNING: May result in large amouts of sex if used in the wrong place ( like an old folk's home).
Transport now to an old folks home
Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones
The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse
Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose
So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace
Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least
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when you put all of your energy into masturbating as fast as possible so you can cum as quick as you can.
my mum gave us a shout for dinner so i finished myself off with a turbo wank to get that shit done in seconds
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A bowl packed with excess weed after rolling a blunt or joint which can quickly be smoked afterwards
"Hey, pack up that turbo bowl when you're done rolling."
marijuana
weed
bowl
joint
blunt
smoking
pipe
bong
Using a liquor-soaked tampon and plugging it into your anus to accelerate your drinking buzz.
Neil was late to the party so he did a Turbo Boost to catch up with everyone.
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The act of hanging a hanger on you stiff penis and gyrating your hips to get it to start rotating around like a single propeller airplane.
While folding clothes I grabbed a hanger and turbo propped it into the bedroom for the wife to see.
Occurs when a male's ejaculation reaches 18 feet at a rate of 42.7 miles and hour, the current world record.
"I'm finna bus, I think it's gonna be a turbo nut" turbo nut finna bus
Turbo-buzzing is drinking coffee(caffeine) while taking speed(amphetamine). You become hyper on the combo.
I took 20mg amphetamine and a cup of coffee and was turbo-buzzing for hours! It was awesome!
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