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Very versatile. Can be used in any situation with varying levels of effectiveness. Quite derogatory and must be said with caution. Always have guard up when said to strangers.
Very off-putting towards opposition in sporting competition.
Must never be said in front of own Mother
Can be used in an appropriate way.... Sometimes
Example 1 - "Your Mum eats dog biscuits and wears Army boots!"
Example 2 - Person 1 - "Hey areshole"
Person 2 - "Your Mums arsehole"
Example 3 - Person 1 -"Where are we staying tonight friend?"
Person 2 -"Your mums mate"
Person 1 -"Sounds Good!"
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A defence mechanism in any slightly confrontational situation that can either be hilarious if used in an innovative way or make you look like a complete idiot (hence the phrase being common place with chavs and other nonentities).
# please a your mum joke can only be humourous if you use a mocking voice to show that you are merely taking the mick out of someone who would use sucha phrase and think it were hilarious (i.e. a nonentity)
reasonably good use of the phrase-
fred: 'my word it is hot today'
george: 'so was your mum last night after i roasted her over the table (alright, gigidy gigidy!)' #said in a mockingly moronic tone
bad use of the phrase-
Ben:'did i here you got an E in english language Lewis?'
Lewis: 'your mum (wayyyyyyyyy)' #said in a hereditary moronic tone
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To be used in several, subtely different ways.
Situation #1
A: "Your gay*"
B: "Your mums gay"
A: "Your face is gay"
B: "Your ex is gay"
A: "True"
B: "oh noes!"
*In this situation, the term gay is used in a non-derogatory to homosexuals kind of way. In this context, it means stupid and annoying.
Situation #2
A: "You know xyz..."
B: "You know what, your mum"
A: "YOUR mum!"
B: "Yeah well, your mum sucks cock"
A: "Well, your mum sucks my dads cock"
B: "You suck cock"
A: "Your face sucks cock"
B: "Your ex sucks cock"
A: "True"
B: "oh noes!"
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Contrary to the above suggestions the term "your mum" is not actually officially an insult. In fact, in many situations it can be seen as a very honourable compliment. For example, if someone calls your mum a "hottie", you can revel in the knowledge that you were first out of all your friends to be in her (provided none of your friends have entered her previous to your birth, might be best to check first). Additionally, your mum might be called "loose" and a "fucking slag" which are street terms for being a good listener.
However, there are certainly usages which can be deemed offensive, as we can see below in the examples. In fact, the British government in the "Your Mum" parliamentary act of 1923 split the term into 5 classes. Use of a level 5 can lead to unlimited fines and/or a prison sentence of 20 years. Community service for a level 4 usage is compulsory, servicing 40+ year old mums to 'keep them fresh'.
(History)
The term was first coined by early Christians after the Bible story in Bernard 3:19 in which Jesus is still a teen and beginning his forages into carpentry and the bush. In the account he is bullied by a gang of locals nicknamed 'The Disciplz', who continually shout abuse and throw pasties at his knees . Eventually, Jesus tires of the pastry-related insults and hits back with his best friend Foreskin, cornering the Disciplz and threatening them with a badger. His tormentors are reluctant to repent until Jesus speaks the most momentous words that possibly the whole world has ever heard...
"Your mothers are all very much like the Romans. They are strong, valiant and innovatice, and they all wear skirts that show their willies."
In the story the Disciplz immediately fall to their knees and pledge allegiance to Jesus, scratching their elbows with shortcake as was the age-old tradition and not leaving his side for 20 more years, even to go to the loo.
Inevitably the usage grew from that point but the term has been somewhat tainted by popular culture and Richard and Judy. We can only pray that those who use it correctly shall be rewarded with the "Second Coming (Of Your Mum)"...
Level 1 - Much favoured usage in the Western world
'Your mum has a massive cock and I am going to stick it in my mouth and inflate her already huge
Level 2 - A passable compliment
'I would love to take your mum out sometime and penetrate her, if that is ok with you'
Level 3 - Risky, preferably used behind closed doors
'Your mum likes chocolates because they are the same colour as my poo'
Level 4 - Offensive and nasty use - would make me cry
'Your mum is an idiot. She has the IQ of an elf.'
Level 5 - You must be a mental
'Your mum is a M*ll*rd Duck'
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1. An utterly stupid and terrible response to a comment or insult when someone cannot think of a comeback.
"You are so racist!"
"Your mums racist"
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a phrase used by skallywags to cheek anyone about anything
ye wicked bo!, my cars is bad boy racer action on the 7, not like yours, yours is like YOUR-MUM!!
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