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when a mans penis grows to it’s full size when his girlfriend does something cute
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Lad with boner : I've got a boner
Slag : so
Lad with boner : Well its not going to suck itself.
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A portmanteau of 'Boner' and 'Onerous'. An adjective referring to a forboding sense of doom related to ones aroused state. Used to describe a boner that is bound cause the wearer some sort of trouble.
He felt a bonerous sensation coming along, as he stood there at the feminist rally.
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He looked at his secretary and then at his trousers. Fully aware of the bonerous circumstances, he proceeded to spank dat ass.
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When your penis get erect.
When Abby walked by, I saw that she gave Austin a major boner.
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When a guy gets really excited, something goes up in his pants; most guys want their penis to be this big all the time
My friend had a boner in science class and asked me to sit on his lap to hide it from his friends. It is usually VERY embarrassing.
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