A place you like to be when you read.
My desk and my bed are my two book nooks.
Nook stain is an alternian term which means in our earth terms a vagina stain. Or possibly a cunt
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN, YOU NOOK STAIN!
A small enclave in which prostitutes or streetwalkers shield themselves from the elements while at their place of work.
Normally found in dark alleys throughout countries of colder climates- namely Northern USA, Canada and English-speaking Northern Europe
"It's freezing, this blizzard is terrifying"
"Shield yourself in a hooker nook!"
The divot in a mattress caused by sleeping in the same spot repeatedly.
Person A: "Man, I really need to sleep in a different spot once in a while. I had to climb out of my mattress this morning."
Person B: "Sounds like you have a pretty serious mattress nook
The crook between your butt cheeks that flows with urine.
"Man where's that smell coming from?"
"Just my ass nook."
An internet forum war that raged in 2007, regarding the (then) upcoming release of Nintendo mash-up fighter Super Smash Bros Brawl. The argument revolved around the possible inclusion of Tom Nook, a popular shopkeep from the Animal Crossing franchise, as a playable fighter.
The "war" centered mostly on the NSider & NSider2 boards, but spread onto other gaming forums.
It is often considered to be the dumbest thing ever to be discussed about on the internet in length.
Fanboy 1 : Tom Nook is the leader of one of Nintendo's biggest franchises. There's no reason for him to be excluded.
Fanboy 2 : Tom Nook is only a shopkeep, he's never fought a day in his life!
Fanboy 1 : You're a Nazi!
Fanboy 2 : NO U
Fanboy 3 : These Nook Wars are fucking ridiculous.
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