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chuck norris

1.learned everything he knows from Bruce Lee
2.The last guy who got his ass whipped by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.

Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris's ass with both hands tied behind his back.

by ................................ January 6, 2006

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Lando norris

The ultimate meme Lord, the undisputed champion of fall guys, part time f1 driver, popular twitch streamer and son of Carlos Sainz

LANDO NORRIS GOT A PODIUM

by Car lost sainz October 20, 2020

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chuck norris

the act of punching a guy in his balls

"I hate Jimmy. I should chuck norris his so hard he has to go to the E.R."

"Man, Jimmy Chuck Norrised me so hard i alsmost had to go to the E.R."

by Stephen Lellan October 23, 2006

1138๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


chuck norris

Alcoholic beverage containing mostly apple vodka and orange juice. Causes you to want to pummel human beings after several drinks.

Jeff: We're out of all the good alcohol. What are we going to drink?
Nik: Let's drink Chuck Norris'
Jason: No!!!! I don't want to get my ass kicked again.

by The Coolest Man Alive May 8, 2006

1117๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chuck Norris

If you ever look up 'Chuck Norris' in the Urban Dictionary, you will be bombarded with manly 'Chuck Norris can....' statements. Ya, ya, roundhouse kick, whatever. He's tough I guess. This is a sensible discription of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is....

by Aspirations January 12, 2009

1114๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chuck Norris

The lamest individual that people idolize because they've never played Chrono Trigger so they don't know who Frog is.

Nails- what Chuck Norris eats for breakfast.

Chuck Norris- what Frog eats for breakfast.

by Chrotus March 26, 2010

1176๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


Proper Norris

Adjective

A colloquial phrase used to describe anything positive.

Regional to the East Midlands.

You look really Proper Norris in that dress

I really enjoyed that film. It was so Proper Norris

"Kasabian are the most Proper Norris band of the century" (Tom Meighan)

by meeji luigi January 16, 2007

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