North Dakota

See also: nuclear proliferation

Would have dominated world politics had it seceded from the United States during the Cold War because of it's highly concentrated amount of nuclear weapons in such a small area.

Russian Official in Moscow informing his peers: Comrades, North Dakota has seceded from the United States. We must establish political connections and negotiate an embassy in Bismark. If they side with Mother Russia, surely the United States will fall.

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Nolan North

Deadpool, Raphael, Cyclops, Dr. N. Gin and Nathan Drake all in One Big-as-hell 6'1" box

Amateur VA: I've been thinking about auditioning for a random role in voice acting.

Expert: If only you were Nolan North..........

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North Town

The colloquial nickname which locals have given to the city of North Las Vegas, Nevada. The nickname, which most likely began as a derogatory term for the city, has permeated the locals' vocabulary to such an extent as it no longer carries the negative connotation it once did.

My boy, who was just released from the North Las Vegas city jail, told me upon leaving, "Man, don't ever get locked up in North Town...CCDC down in Vegas is MUCH better."

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north korea

The most worthless "country" in the world. Their "WMDs" can only fly 35 seconds before falling apart. Their soldiers are starving and are still using low-quality guns and equipment dating back to the end of WW2. The people have no food to eat, yet the dumbass leader Kim Jong Il spends 700 grand USD on Hennessy Cognac every year.

North Korea is a failure as a country.

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Niles north

Some crappy high school located in skankie skokie, ill-annoy. This school is great as long as you are not a non-athletic black person. Also the girls here are a bunch of angry ass bitches for literally no god damn reason. This places is a huge breeding ground for pissy feminists who hate men. Fuck this bitch ass school and the overpaid teachers who work here!!!!

FUCK NILES NORTH THAT SCHOOL LICKS HORSE BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!

North Korea’d

To intentionally destroy something in a way that is reckless and/or destroys something that was not the intended target.

Kevin: damn bro I just wanted to light a Molotov in the back yard, and now my house is on fire.
David: yeah you really North Korea’d it

north weible

dorm full of lesbians

you going to north weible?
hell no that's where the dykes at