Chipping Norton

Chipping Norton is not what the tourist notices say, they think "Chippy" is a picturesque town in the midlands...BOLLOCKS Chippy is no better than an open top bus tour through Basra!!! Except for in Basra you dont get glassed!! Thursday night in "Chippy" is fight night!! Human beings should be warned DONT GO HERE!! enough said!

Numbnuts1: Fancy a drink in Chipping Norton?

Numbnuts2: What? and have a free glass to the head every pint?!?! Fuckin no!

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Norton Antivirus

A scam that has been scientifically proven ineffective for countering a Main Battle Tank (MBT) attack.

Script Kiddie: H4h4 N0rt0n 4nt1v1ru5 15 d4 pWnz0rs!
MBT: Norton Antivirus sucks. Prepare to die. (Fires 105mm armour piercing shell)
Script Kiddie: N0000OO0000000OOO0!!!1111!!!11111!!!11!11 M41 C00MP00T3R

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Norton Antivirus

One of the best anti-virus programs ever WHEN USED CORRECTLY.

Bave: Norton Antivirus is crap!
Sam: Thars because its the old version...and your computer isnt plugged in...and you created that virus yourself...

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paige norton

Paige Norton is a gay hoe and will sister suck Your wet toes she is very depressed and doesn’t show it also she can be a bitch and gabbie perry is her best friend so back off paige lives her best life just yeehawing around 🤠👊🏻

“Wow look at that little gay boy”
“THATS NOT A BOY ITS PAIGE NORTON”

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trigger my norton

An expression used for a cyber hotty likely to breach one's personal firewall.

Those bikini pics you found online of the nebraska girl's volleyball team are likely to trigger my norton.

Norton Anti-Virus

The MOST overpriced, overrated piece of shit antivirus on the market. Norton is probably one of the biggest piece of bloatware (programs that Hog up way more memory than it needs to) on the market. Plus Norton also gives more false positives than any other pay antivirus. If you want a pay-AV you have to go with something like Kaspersky, which most hackers actually swear by, and it does not hog up memory like Norton.

Jim: Do you have Norton Anti-Virus on your computer?
Scott: No, it's bloatware. I personally use Kaspersky as it's much more lightweight than Norton and also has the best record when it comes to false positives.

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Norton middle school

Filled with thots fake gang members etc, this rachet ass school don’t even got air conditioning fucking old ass school

Norton middle school is rachet