couch activities

couch activities are activities on a couch consisting of cuddling,sexy time, and or just chillin

me and skylar were doing couch activities last week

extravehicular activities

Used to describe activities that drivers engage in while operating a moving vehicle, such as texting, changing the song on your ipod, etc.

You know, he was always engaging in all those extravehicular activities!!!

dm's activate

When a hot girl posts about being newly single.

“Is done an emotion? Because I feel that in my soul”
Lake day with my girls. I’m done with my job, my man and any other fucked up shit in my life! I make no apologies. (dm's activate aka DM's ABOUT TO BLOW UP!) #wondertwins

sexual activity

n.

Any activity that one or more person engages in to deliberately increase arousal and potentially lead to orgasm.

My favorite sexual activity is jerking off while my rival's favorite sexual activity is fucking the woman I have a crush on.

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Get active

Get to it,bring it

Domanic was trippin so I told him to get active

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Activate Windows

Yar - Har - fiddle - dee-dee...

PC: *bobba*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*

*Click*

*...*

*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*

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Activity Weekend

A list of crazy/ fun/ daring/ drunken activities to be executed over one insane weekend. Make a list. Check it twice. Have a drunk ass weened, it will be nice.

Examples: Write a rap song, shotgun a tall can, answer a sex ad on Criagslist. You know, the usual.

Yo man what should we do this weekend?

Shit man, I think we should go for an activity weekend.

Epic.

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