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A condescending phrase used to preface the dissemination of an important (often revolutionary) piece of information from a self-identified superior being to a subjectively-determined inferior being. Usually used during paste up, sometimes as an insult, though most often as part of the Denebola vernacular.
Let me help you out: this thing isn't a work of art.
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a perfect way to deflect someone saying "fuck you!"
person1: FUCK YOU
person2: FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD!
Scholars maintain that the Mayans through translation of their sun dials and all of their wise worldly knowledge used to say believe you me.
The "you" being their god of sun who is all powerful and involved and responsible for everything.
I'm only funny spontaneously, believe you me!
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Poser band genetically engineered for the myspace brigade. They play un-offensive music that will only please those of really simple nature.
You Me At Six consists of:
Josh Franceschi - Lead Vocals
Max Helyer - Guitar
Chris Miller - Guitar
Matt Barnes - Bass
Dan Flint - Drums
They don't deserve the recognition that they have garnered.
You Me at Six are the most played band on Myspace UK...'nuff said
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A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.
Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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asian porn- porn with a whole bunch of asian whores
me love you long time #5 is such a great movie
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"Let me tell you about homestuck" is a joke about homestuck fans trying to tell normal people about homestuck.
Me :' Hey, let me tell you about homestuck'
Friend: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'