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Iraqi Eviction Notice

1. Any shotgun used by the US Military (i.e. M1014, Mossberg M500 Series, M26 MASS or Knight's Armament Company Masterkey) that is used for door breaching, and subsequentially room clearing in Urban Environments

2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.

SSgt: "Private Daniels, what you got there?"
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*

by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019


Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 18, 2020


late notice

To arrive or be present after the expected time

Mack arrived at a late notice

by Mansitos November 29, 2022


Notice

To give your friends and family plenty of notice prior to your arrival or a time your due to meet them

Chap1: Alright mate, can you give me a rough PTA your arriving in town?
Chap 2: Parent Teacher Association?

Chap1: No you CLOWN!!! What time are you getting to town?
Chap2: Non responder

*few hours later, chap1 is in the shower*
Chap2: Just on the train now, I will be in town in around 45 minutes

Chap1: FFS chap I’ve just got out the shower you Clown. Thanks for giving plenty of notice

by Chap87 December 14, 2019


Senpai Notice Me

The catchiest Random Encounters song known to man

Luke: I just listened to Senpai Notice Me by RE
Alex: Bro i love that song!

by Celtic forever January 24, 2024


noticment

To notice something or make an observation

"it wasn't a complaint it was a noticment

by jfk_42069 July 21, 2021


some notice

Some Notice are fakes or unauthorized replicas of the real product ( search Star Trak by Pharrell then go to youtube and subcribe bEnJaMiN tRaN)

Some Notice bY bEjAmIn tRaN and AAron

by dlwlrmafanboiz July 27, 2018