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Similar to its neighbor, Gloversville, but with slightly less ugly appearance, Johnstown is one of the most pointless places to live. At a first glance, Johnstown seems like the nicest place on Earth but in reality there is absolutely nothing to do and 95% of the population consists of inbred hicks whose ancestors have lived here for hundreds of years. The remaining 5% of the population move there. The town, which has less than 10,000 people living in it, is littered with filthy scumbags, bad parenting, unbelievably high taxes, a "mall" with 5 shops and a movieplex, and of course, actual litter. No one bothers to clean it up, except for on the rail trail, where the trash reappears almost instantly. Several people have been killed on said rail trail, which runs through Johnstown and Gloversville. Your best luck at finding a job here is at Burger King or Dunkin' Donuts. Many people only stay here because it is "safer" than other nearby cities.
I live in New York." "NEW YORK CITY?!" "No, Johnstown NY." "Oh..that's cool..
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A great city for any college educated person who wants to work for (1) a vibrant privately-owned business constantly on the verge of being acquired and downsized by an out-of-state buyer, (2) a hospital, or (3) a foul, low-paying, soul-stealing call center.
I really love Rochester, NY, and would love to stay, but I just can't support my family here anymore.
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The hometown of Rod Serling, creator of The Twilight Zone, and where spiedies originated. Known for hosting Spiedie Fest and Balloon Rally at every August.
Let's stop in Binghamton, NY for some spiedies!
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A city in South Central New York. The main attraction in Norwich is the McDonald's. Norwich is 97.4% white so if you're black or Mexican, Norwich-ians will hate you (I'm not saying its fair, just stating facts)! Norwich High School is not big on teaching kids things they need to know. Many Norwich residents will stay in Norwich for the rest of their lives, flipping burgers at McDonalds. Unless they are the elite scum of Norwhole and they flip burgers at Burger King.
Michael- Hey do you know what time it is?
Nate- Nah, I can't tell time.
Michael- Oh, right, I forgot you're from Norwich, NY!
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A term used to describe Rochester, NY, and it's tundra-ass weather. There is absolutely nothing to do in Rochester, except drinking and video games. Not that that's always a bad thing, but Rochester still sucks.
"Dude, you live in Crochester?"
"Yee"
"I'm so sorry"
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one of the few only ghetto places on long island, a suburb cant get anywhere without a car, basically a crime almost everday, aka the pm
boy: you been to Medford NY before?
other boy: yeah that place ghetto asf you cant get anywhere without a car
a tiny town only known for the rockefeller christmas tree in 2019. it has too many nail salons, pizza places, but only one ice cream and coffee place. all of the sane people in the world must believe it's either florida or new york, but welcome to reality kids! here's the tiny town only put on a map because of a tree.
did you ever hear of a town called florida ny?
no idiot, because it's either florida or new york.