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What people say when they don't actually have ocd
Karen: yeah like my pencils need to be in line haha I'm so ocd
Person with ocd: -.-
Involuntary compulsive behavior marked by repetitious actions related to using Facebook. Withdrawal symptoms and increasing anxiety will occur if compulsive actions are not performed within a certain time period.
You: "I just need to see what my friends are up to."
Me: "But you checked five minutes ago."
You: "I just need to check."
Me: "I think you suffer from Facebook OCD."
You: "Whatever."
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Obsessive-Compulsive checking of one's email
OCD-mail is getting the best of her. She seems to check her inbox every 5 minutes!
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A person or an animal that does not like to get food on top of other foods. They like to separate their food into different piles. They also do not like messy food on their hands or clothes. They think it is the end of the world if this happens.
Billy has food OCD when he eats Sloppy Joes.
OCD stands for Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
OCD ain't all that bad, people affected by this merely have an obsession with compulsiveness, it doesn't at all make them mindless retards like most people think every mental disorder does.
Guy: Hey, look at my Batman drawing!
OCD Guy: *violent twitching* it's asymmetrical when it's not supposed to be that way
Guy: Hey! Not by much!
OCD Guy: NOT BY MUCH?
Guy: IT'S GOOD ENOUGH!
OCD Guy: GOOD ENOUGH?!
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Dunkin Donuts - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder; a form of OCD where the person possesses an uncontrollable necessity of stuffing the munchkin, or donut hole, back into the donut
Sorry, I can't eat munchkins. I have DD-OCD. The donuts must be whole and intact. If you do buy donuts and munchkins though, I wouldn't mind stuffing the munchkins back in for you...
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Opportunity cost disaster.
When the chosen or proposed alternative is equal to a disaster in terms of lost opportunity compared to other available alternatives.
Can't you come up with a better alternative this one is a total OCD.
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