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A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.
Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."
After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship. Like a traditional rebound, but with a better chance to score a new relationship with a better mate.
Guy 1: Dude, one happened to that one chick you were talking to?
Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!
Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!
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a sexual saying.
meaning.. a guy will be hitting a womans vaginal left wall, then take it up.. knock the bottom out.. then bring it to the right wall.. then bring it back across to the left wall. technically making the shape of a triangle.. hitting all of her major points.
"yo, i got that triangle offense boo" or "tonight ima be giving shorty that triangle offense ya digg?"
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The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.
The Repukes want to cut government spending but refuse to cut Offense spending.
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When not initially finding offense, the offense archeologist digs for the offense until they find it. When they unearth an offense they polish it up, put it on a pedestal, and then bask in the glow cast upon them by the admiration of the offense archeologist peers.
The offense archeologist had to twist the speaker's words into the realm of the obsurd in order to find something to be offended by.
I wore a tan shirt to my lecture, an Offense Archeologist said it was a brown shirt and asked me if I liked Hitler.
An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.
"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."
You should know, it's just like you
soft and offensive, just like you.