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Odd Offering

When a situation calls for offering an even amount of things, but you make the mistake of offering an odd amount.

My friend Steve tried to join in on our footy game yesterday. He was only one player but in that moment we really needed two players. I told him he can't play because he came to us with an odd offering.

by Hash-money February 18, 2023


Shower Offer

When a young, impressionable Asian man, originating from New Zealand has an increased demand in shower sex, owing to an overall boost in consumption capability.

Guy 1: So ever since that guy took microeconomics, he's been having more sex. Especially in the shower.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?

Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.

Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.

by Waterloo ex-pat October 20, 2011


fake offer letter

a false hope that infosys gives to young graduates

Hurray! i just recieved Fake offer letter from infosys

by ssmilleey :) October 11, 2022


Rob offer

A fantasy football trade so one sided only Rob could dream it up.

They've offered Lacazette and Gundogan for Bruno Fernandes, that's such a Rob offer

by Two Girls One Klopp August 17, 2021


alternative-extremity offer

Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.

Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"

by QuacksO June 7, 2021


Better Offer Club

A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.

Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC

by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022


PetKart.in offering exclusive fashion products

PetKart.in offering exclusive fashion products for your loving pets and fulfilling all the daily needs that your pet requires. At Petkart.in, We are offering luxuries pet accessories and pet supplies and delivering all over India.

PetKart.in offering exclusive fashion products for your loving pets and fulfilling all the daily needs that your pet requires. At Petkart.in, We are offering luxuries pet accessories and pet supplies and delivering all over India.

by Petkart January 19, 2021