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Euphemism for a female masturbating.
It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.
"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."
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This happens when you tie a bell around your sack then have a girl lay on the floor and you fuck her in the mouth and let your nuts slap underneath her chin thus ringing the bell.
Man I picked up this bitch at the club lastnight and I gave her the Oklahoma Cowbell.
A university located in Norman, OK. This university consists of the stupidest and most illiterate people you will ever meet. Everyone here has a twelve foot metal rod stuck up their ass. The girls here are straight hoes and will sleep with any guy, the boys here think they are hot shit and are wannabe fuck boys. If you ever walked into a class at OU, the class will most likely be empty because everyone skips class everyday since they are lazy and unmotivated and prefer to smoke weed all day. If you ever meet someone who attended this university, just call them an OU tard.
A person I was interviewing for a job had a resume that said they went to the University of Oklahoma, I told them to get the fuck out of my office and never come back.
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The Oklahoma switch is when something you own breaks that is still sold in stores. You buy a new one, and return your broken one in the new packaging.
-Dude my router broke !
-No worries man just pull an Oklahoma switch.
-Oh yeah good idea!
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A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.
A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !
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A drill during a football practice where 2 players lineup, and run at each other. They try and push each other back as far as possible.
I think I’m going to beat Jack in this Oklahoma drill.
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Doodoo Bird comes flying into your house after shitting on your dad's dick and takes a dump on you before humping your laptop with it's stinky dick and then flies off to ascend.
My friend was in an Oklahoma Incident...