TJ

A blonde haired Bieber wannabe who is only capable of remembering ridiculous stories and facts, but not actually important things. Like a job that needs to get done at work.

He is the guy you see in Safeway saying very loudly, "I'm a Floozy" When in fact he doesn't know what a Floozy is.

You totally just pulled a TJ!

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TJ

abbreviation for Twitter Jockey

a new social media maven who engages with the MTV audience and serves as a liaison between viewers and network honchos

Man, I could be a way better TJ than that loser MTV hired!

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Tj

Best friend you could ever have! Will always be there for you no matter what. He'll make you go insane sometimes but in the end you laugh at it. Coolest, nicest, funny person ever.

Girl one: Did you talk to Tj?
Girl two: Who's Tj?
Girl one: the greatest friend in the world, but seriously go talk to him.

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TJ

The most fricking ugly guy ever. He is dumb and has the worst hair ever. He is funny but he is a bitch. He might make you blind if you look at him!!! That about sums it up right there.

TJ is sooooo fucking ugly!!!

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Tj's

Where the young un's of newport go to learn how to be cool, only to find how utterly pathetic they are when they go anywhere else.

"Let's go to TJ's! I've got 2 quid and a Slipknot hoodie"

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TJ

This guy is the sexiest guy around this guy always gettin' laid. He gets all the hottest ladies and always has the hottest girl in town. This man is luckiest guy alive. Each and every girl this guy fucks the best girls around. If you have a girl friend you better watch out because TJ will take her. You better keep her away because before you know it your girlfriend will be fucking him.

Ex 1:

One guy- hey how is your girlfriend man
Other guy- not good she left me for that TJ

Ex 2:

First man: boi you hear who TJ just laid
The second man: no who
first man : Carly the fucking hottest girl around!!!!!!!!

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TJ's

A gathering for individuals who have not yet matured. Mostly hard, angry goths/death metal entusiasts and other otherworldly beings who sport cutsey icckle Sesame Street accessories.

"I want destruction and death on the world. Where's my Hello Kitty handbag mummy? I'm off to TJ's."

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