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The slutty equivalent to an average joe. A generic bitch that listens to the same music, looks the same, and who's personality is basically exactly the same to every other chick like her, and is completely replaceable in every meaning of the word.
Joe: Duuude your girlfriend's so fucking hot why the hell'd you dump her ass?
Bob: Man, she was just another average hoe. just as shallow and blonde as the next bitch!
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Just a bit bigger than yours
Chad: "mine is average size 😎😎😎"
Brad: "and mine is slightly smaller :((((((((((((((((((((("
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The trump card used at a cocktail party to convince someone who has lesser academic background and sophistication and legitimize your argument.
Q: Gun control doesn’t work!
A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.
Q: 2nd amendment!
A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).
Q: The government is not taking my guns away!
A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.
Q: Government will not control me!
A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?
Q: Yes?
A: The Law of Averages!
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The female version of an "average Joe". A girl that's rather plain and doesn't stand out in a large crowd.
Girl #1: Omg! That girl in our second period is sooo plain, like geez all she does is listen to the Top 10 hits playlist and watch gossip girl!
Girl #2: I know right! She's such an average Jane.
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A simple person, who does not always grasp the concept at hand.
"Hey do you think Patrick can finish that report"
"I don't know he is kind of an average bob"
The grey area between being of average height and what would be considered truly tall.
“Frank isn’t average height but he also can’t really be considered tall either, I’d say he’s average-tall.”
The average length of a penis, currently 5.1 inches.
When Joe asked what The Great Average was, Ricky replied, and Joe's face was priceless.