CD Mode

Noun.

Short for Creeping Death Mode. The most vulgar of vulgar uses of the spoken language. The easiest definition is the dialog of the movie “Clerks”, but that is still G-Rated in comparison to full blown CD mode.

After talking to LastWhiteHope on the phone, I’m stuck in CD Mode for hours!

SUCKO mode

SUCKO mode can only be obtained by one who’s heart is shattered by a thot, SUCKO mode is the hardest flex that can ever be flexed

Daniel: “Daeja hugged that dude again and said she doesn’t want to talk anymore”
Nate: “Oh I’m sorry bro”
Daniel: “It’s all good time to go SUCKO mode for the game tonight

Turtle Mode

Verb. The act of when talking to a group of people (or person) panicking and retreating into ones sweatshirt, Tee-shirt, clothing. It sometimes can be considered cute, and usually occurs to shy, awkward people.

Ashley: So Teddi are you still dating that boy?

Teddi: *Goes into turtle mode* u-uhhh .////.

Yolo Mode

When you go into the mindset of YOLO, in the sense that you outright don't care what happens.

I'm not even gonna study. I'm just gonna go yolo mode.

Charles Mode

The act of being intoxicated by any mind or body altering substance: alcohol, marijuana, cocaine; and still being able to maintain your cool, as well as the ability to act and speak professional as if you were never intoxicated in the first place.

College RA: "Hey how's it going Michael?"

Michael: "Oh hey, it's going splendid man. I would love to stay and chat, but I need to go and study for my Calc final tomorrow. I bid you good day."

College RA: "Alright bye Michael"

Gustavo: "Woah man, how'd you do that Michael? You had like 5 shots in under two minutes, followed by 10 hits from the bong."

Michael: "Haha, I was in Charles Mode."

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Otter Mode

The opposite of Bear Mode. Peak physical condition for someone who wishes to remain skinny yet tone.

Otter Mode: Michael Phelps.

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Rose mode

The lowest possible working gear. To operate in Rose mode is to carry out one's duties at a rate which results in a practically inappreciable output.

Newton: Felders has done hardly any work this week.

Hovis: I know. Apart from the window-opening he's been in Rose mode since last Tuesday.

Newton: God, I hate that yellow-haired twat.

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