one and one and one is three

Really pointless Beatles lyric from "Come Together"

One and one and one is three!

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One

A unit of sex, although with no concrete definition. This can be given or slipped.

"Have you seen that Kate Moss. She's got tits like fried eggs but I'd certainly slip her one."

Mario: "How many marks would you give Princess Peach, out of two?"

Luigi: "Hmm. I'd give her one."

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one on one

The phrase that people say that suck at everything but is the best in their little village where they live when they lose in a team-based. Normally followed by a really bad yo momma joke.

John: God dude, you really suck at everything.
Gaylord: what, you wanna go one on one, because I'm in your mom's bed.
John: (pause) Wow... really?

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one

l33tsp33k replacement for the exclamation mark. Originates to the common typo in which a "1" is typed instead of an exclamation mark, as a result of the shift key not being held down. This evolved into the current derivative where the term "one" is fully typed.

OMG TEH MARTIX REOLADED IS TEH ROXXOR!!!!!!!111111oneoneone

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one

a fucking number. one, just one. having more than zero, and less than two. a kick assMetallicA song. #1.

darkness
imprisoning me
all that i see
absolute horror
i cannot live
i cannot die
trapped in my self
body my holding cell

land mine
has taken my sight
taken my speech
taken my hearing
taken my arms
taken my legs
taken my soul
left me with a life in HELLLLLL!

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that one

Referring to a person of lower quality than yourself. Equivalent to "you people" as spoken by Ross Perot in 1992 at an NAACP meeting.

McCan calls Barack Obama "that one" during the debate on Oct 7, 2008. On July 11, 1992 candidate Ross Perot referred to the members as "you people". It was widely assumed to be a racial remark.

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Ones

Slang For Nike Air Force One sneakers.

Yo bitch!! u just stepped on my Ones!!!!

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