a fat creature who eats people and can not choose his ethnicity. he also says the word chode obsesively.and wears bright colors
here comes blob runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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A less pompous version of the word blog.
Jeremy writes a blob because his essays are so well researched and long that they can't be inserted onto a chat board. They deserve a collecting bin of their own.
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sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan.
"and that blobs out of here!" "monty im sick of your blob by blob commentary"
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The mass of testicles that are created when multiple males rest their scrota on a female's (or male's) head or face.
Spencer's eyes, nose, mouth, and right ear were completely covered by a muffin blob last Thursday night.
A person who blocks the pavement (or sidewalk) either by being incredibly fat, carrying bags or wearing an insanely massive coat while walking slowly and being totally oblivious to people behind them trying to get passed.
person at home: Dude where were you all this time? you said you'd be here an hour ago.
Person at the door: Don't even get me started! I was all on time until I got blocked by this pavement blob in front of me who had her headphones on and it sure wasn't an exercise tape she was listening to!!!
person at home: Yeah I totally hate pavement blobs
Person at the door: Me too, so quit being a door blob and let me in!!
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