crowd farting

The act of walking into a group of strangers and dropping a particularly heinous fart, especially humorous when done on an elevator; usually done as a vacation activity.

Example 1:
Jessica: Why's it smell like dead bodies on the elevator?

Terrence: Alex and I were dropping crowd farts the whole way up.

Example 2:
Jon: Why are you drinking all that milk before the concert?

Chris: I'm going to try to set a crowd farting world record.

Crowd Killer

An ego maniacal man child with no social awareness or self control. Their natural habitat is the hardcore show, where they are known to exclusively assault and batter people half their size, because it makes them feel "tough."

Did you see that 200 pound crowd killer punch that minor in the face? Wtf is his problem he's like 34.

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crowd haiku

a cool but imature website

POOP STAIN McFA'GGOT
POOP STAIN McFA'GGOT POOP STAIN
McFA'GGOT POOP STAIN

ugh this is one of the thing you would only see on crowd haiku

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tough crowd

This was a Rodney Dangerfield line. He may or may not have coined it, but he made it uniquely his; he'd nervously adjust his tie while saying it.

A lot of his lines got into the wider lexicon, though younger people may not know who he was. He played the crazy ultra-rich guy in "Caddyshack".

"I told a cab driver to take me where the action was, and he took me to MY house!"

(No laughter)

(Nervously adjusts tie) "Oh, tough crowd, tough crowd..."

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Crowd Train

A Crowd Train is used when you are trying to stick together with your group when your in a huge crowd, you stick your hand on the back of someone in your group so no one can cut in front of you. Once everyone in your group does this, it creates the "train".

Dude, we went to Disneyland and mistakenly left right after the fireworks, we had to make a crowd train just to make it to the exit.

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Crowd killer

A retard who goes to concerts with the intention of assaulting people

Person A: I went to a concert with John and he tried to start a fight with a guy twice his size

Person B: He’s one of those dumbass “crowd killers”, huh?

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crowd surfing

One of lifes great pleasures.

Man, everyone was crowd surfing at TSNK last night.

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