one-eyed pete

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting

-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now
- yea you are, one-eyed pete is coming for ya!

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one-eyed snake

A phallic object. Can vary from 2" to 12"

Joel: Hey Jacky, what did you do this weekend?
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.

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one-eyed monster

in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.

Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?

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One eyed mask

When you do a runny shit on someones face when they are asleep sunbathing and you put a coin on their forehead. The coin heats up and when they wake up the shit has dried and the coin has left a mark on the forehead that looks like a big red eyball.

Karen drank to much while sunbathing and passed out. When she came to, jono had given her a One eyed mask.

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one eyed pirate

Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".

You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.

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one eyed ry

another name for the winkie 'eye'.

get your one eyed ry out for the ladies! (or lads?!)

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One Eyed Willy

Penis

A One Eyed Willy always looks better circumcised

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