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When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting
-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now
- yea you are, one-eyed pete is coming for ya!
A phallic object. Can vary from 2" to 12"
Joel: Hey Jacky, what did you do this weekend?
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.
in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.
Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?
When you do a runny shit on someones face when they are asleep sunbathing and you put a coin on their forehead. The coin heats up and when they wake up the shit has dried and the coin has left a mark on the forehead that looks like a big red eyball.
Karen drank to much while sunbathing and passed out. When she came to, jono had given her a One eyed mask.
Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".
You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.
another name for the winkie 'eye'.
get your one eyed ry out for the ladies! (or lads?!)