Random
Source Code
Random
Most frequently seen on the Oprah Winfrey Show: quaint yet vapid and insipid New-Agey platitudes about life specifically designed to make you feel good about yourself so you 1) don't have to change anything and 2) don't have to ask yourself difficult questions that might make you think. They often assume the Bible is the answer to all life's problems. Replete with words like "inner self," "sharing," "healing," "New Earth healer," "Deepak Chopra," Doctor Phil" etc.
OprahBot 1.0: Did you see the latest episode of Oprah? She told me that I need to be a guru to my child and that the Bible holds all the answers!
Me: come on...those are just Oprah Winfreyisms and you know it...you're better than that.
OprahBot 1.0: HERETIC! GET HIM, FELLOW DISENFRANCHISED AND BORED HOUSEWIVES! punchpunchpunchkickkickstabstab
39👍 4👎
A date (regardless of hour) with a morbidly obese woman.
The night at the Oprah with my boss proved to be an utter fukn disaster; couldn't get a rise nor raise.
18👍 1👎
Mind-controlled, trained fawning seals who are in a constant state of rapture, hysteria and wet panties even before Oprah comes on stage. They're trained to laugh on cue like insane morons at everything she says or does no matter what, sometimes even before she says or does anything. Human canned laughter. Episodes of "Oprah's Favourite Things" are truly frightening to watch. The insanity levels are shocking. Get out of their way! Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience
Oprah will say "Um...." and the audience is hysterical. She scratches her arm and they have an orgasm. Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience
44👍 5👎
Having surrendered all personal tastes and interests to the mediocre world of middle-American reality television, book clubs, and middle class consumerism. Implying someone is lacking any taste or sense of adventure beyond what is recommended on talkshows, women's magazines, and in shopping malls.
We visited the neighbors and their home was like walking into a furniture catalog. Man, they were so Oprah normal!
24👍 3👎
Another word for opportunity, used mainly when you want to make something mushy and emotional.
Steve: My cat died.
Chuck: This is the perfect oprah-tunity to talk about when MY cat died.
24👍 2👎
The infamous Dina Lohan, called Orange Oprah because of her unusually orange-colored skin and the advice she gives.
If you're lucky, Orange Oprah will give you a car
36👍 4👎
man i thought you where broke nah im oprah rich now
51👍 7👎