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Natural attraction or affinity towards someone intellectually, emotionally, spiritually, and or sexually despite the gender or orientation of that particular individual or group of individuals.
An alternative to sexual orientation that would have us believe that relationships, business, personal, or intimate could be based on sex and sex alone.
Personal Orientation allows us to remove labels of gay and straight and to look beyond gender into the soul and heart of relationships.
When Michelle was asked about her sexual orientation she simply replied that I am in love with the most beautiful man in the world, David. He makes me laugh, he makes me think, and he is a freak in the sheets. For that reason my Personal Orientation is focused on David and David alone.
When John was asked why he chose to be gay he replied, I didn't choose to be gay I was born this way and more than that my relationships do not revolve solely around sex! How boring would that be? My Personal Orientation happens to be with Men because they they stimulate me in more ways than one.
When Brenda spoke about her lover Chaz she did so with conviction, but it was from a place of orientation and not preference. No one has a sexual preference because to say that implies that we have power and control over that aspect of our lives; and we simply do not.
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Chink or gook pussy. Usually very tight and trim. Tasty as well!
Woody Allen sure likes young oriental nookie.
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Whoever makes you the fuck happy.
My sexual orientation is none of your business.
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Used to describe any sexual activity that heavily involves plants.
We had an oriental threesome with a coniferous tree.
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An individual's interest, either sexual or otherwise, in another individual. The most frequently used labels for orientations are heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, transexual or transgendered, asexual, pansexual, and omnisexual. Following is a description of each orientation and examples of each in the real world.
Heterosexual - Attracted to individuals of the opposite sex.
Homosexual - Attracted to individuals of the same sex.
Bisexual - Attracted to individuals of either sex.
Transexual - An individual born as one gender, but who believes that their identity is that of the opposite sex. 1/2 of transexuals retain their sexual orientation after surgery while 1/2 reverses their sexual orientation after surgery.
Asexual - An individual who is not physically attracted in other people.
Pansexual - An individual who is not interested in others for their physical attraction, but rather, for their identity.
Omnisexual - An individual who is not interested in physical attraction and only interested in sexual gratification.
Heterosexual: Straight individuals.
Homosexual: Gay and Lesbian individuals.
Bisexual: Bi individuals.
Transexual: Men who believe they are mentally women and women who believe they are mentally men. NOT necessarily transvestites, crossdressers, drag queens, or drag kings. Also referred to as Transgendered.
Asexual: People who are content to not engage in sex. Please note that individuals who have homosexual thoughts but are afraid to "be caught faking straight" may use this to diffuse suspicion.
Pansexual: Soul mates. For instance, individuals who fall in love with an individual who later becomes transgendered, but still retains the relationship. This is the ultimate in a long term relatioship free of sexual limitations, and ultimately choosing to be with an individual who mentally "completes" you.
Omnisexual: An individual interested only in orgasm. Straight men having anal sex or oral sex with other men (AKA on the down low) simply for the pleasure of it is an example. Please note that this has NOTHING AT ALL to do with physical attraction.
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Able to discern things that fat, stinking slobs could only dream of seeing if they only had the ambition to imagine. Source of hostility to greasy Neanderthal turd balls who feel it is OK to steamroll through their life in a hungover haze leaving nothing behind but a path of donut crumbs. The envy of bitter, sloppy losers everywhere.
Sam, being a detail-oriented person, noticed that Nick couldn't log into his computer because the caps lock was on and because it was the fifth time this month, beat him over the head with his keyboard.
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The process of exploring a data file handed to you without any form of guidance except for a nebulous statement about what you are supposed to do with it - no record layout, no data map, no indication of which columns are relevant to the task at hand. The completeness of the task specification follows the inverse specificity law - the more complex the data and the important the task the less information you are given.
Theary: Hey Bernie. could you extract the customers' discount rates from this file? It's XML so you should just be able to read it off.
Bernie: Sure thing, it it will take some serious data orienteering.
Theary: Okay, I'll let the client know.