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1. The act of concealing one's erection from view. Commonly practiced by lying on the stomach at the beach and burying an erection in the sand.
Oh man did you see the tiny bikini on that honey? Ack I have a boner! Hold on. I gotta ostrich neck it.
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(n) - A condition that happens when a girl's feet are busted and look nasty, as if she walked barefoot her entire life.
I was checking this girl out and was thinking about talking to her, but decided not too when I saw she had ostrich foot.
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A sexual act that most commonly occurs when a couple is engaged in doggy style sex. The male inserts a finger into the anus of the female, in an effort to initiate the Dirty Sanchez sequence. His plot is foiled however, when she buries her head in pillows out of sheer delight from the introduction of the finger.
I set out to give her a Dirty Sanchez for her birthday, but apparently all she wanted was a dirty ostrich.
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When you and your significant other are sitting in a car shooting back and forth different sex positions, the chocolate ostrich is bound to come up.
Probably originated in the mid-west, by someone with a common name like John or Tara. The chocolate ostrich is a rare known sexual position.
The chocolate ostrich is performed by a man standing behind woman, the woman then stretches her head to the floor and buries it in pillows while the man proceeds to shove his, rather large, penis up her ass.
This position is widely common and usually practiced among the homosexual community, but has recently been picked up by many straight men named Donald and is spreading like wild fire to all sex lives!
(Guy) "Welcome to the party!"
(Friend) "Thanks. What the hell is going on here??"
(Guy) "Oh that!? Chocolate Ostrich, pretty sweet, huh!?"
(Friend) "Do you think Priscilla can do that?!"
(Guy) "Hmmm... It's worth a shot. You better get some BIG pillows and wrap that shit!"
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Closet Ostrich- an ostrich who lives in closets and wants money from you... even though you already paid the ostrich last Thursday. This term was coined by the band Fat Hands, and is from their song "Ostrich in My Closet".
"What happened to all the money you made last week?"
"I had to pay my Closet Ostrich again. He won't leave."
Disabled Ostrich is a discord moderator for Disabled Football Clan (DFC)
In August 2021 out of the blue Disabled Ostrich is an ariana grande fan noone expected him to be an ariana grande fan but hey you do you 🤷 ♂️
Disabled Ostrich is a discord moderator for Disabled Football Clan
noun./verb./adj.: ostrich fucked- when a guy (or a woman with a dildo) sticks their dick in sand and then rails right into a girls vagina or ass without warning
Damn, she was a bitch so i ostrich fucked her!
My boss gave up my shift to the dumb broad with no experience! He ostrich fucked me royally!
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