When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.
The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.
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When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.
"Who stole my ipod???"
"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"
"WTF??"
"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."
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Speaking on a topic you know nothing about.
Politics? Again? You need to quit talking out of your ass. You don't even know who the President is!
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It means that the target is in a bad mood or in unnecessary distress, and you are implying this with the notion of them having a stick in their anal cavity, which, of course, is very painful and would definately cause a rather pissy mood. It's a way of telling them to STFU. However, this phrase is not recommended around people who constantly make Yo Mama jokes. A similar thing to say would be telling them this with the Sandy Vagina phrase.
Guy 1: Dude, I have so much damn homework I'm gonna tear someone's freakin eyes out! Aaarrgh! *throws nearby freshman out a window*
Guy 2: Dude pull the stick out of your ass!
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An insult used to tell the opposition to suck your ass
Jon: You're fucking stupid.
You: You can suck the fart out of my ass
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To make something up, usually with no formal evidence or concrete support.
Person A: why is Black Friday called that?
Person B: because that's the Friday on which the black market is the most active.
Person A: you just pulled that right out of your ass.
An expression which helps create an image of how angry one is/was at the time.
"I was so pissed I almost blew a fish out of my ass!"
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