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A despicable creature who calls himself a man. An alcoholic maniac who likes to hit women. A poor excuse for a man who should be avoided at all cost. Sewer rats are better company.
Lewis parsons beat the crap out of me
A sewer rat also known as lewis Parsons
A 19 year old creep on discord, discord fighting championship to be specific, who is a pedophile who has fucked a freshman, and is a crotch sniffer.
Blake Parsons layed on me when we fought, he's a pedophile.
Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey. Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is also a volleyball lover and she punches it every chance she gets. She looks good in pig tails. She hates love and she won’t date till she’s 30.
Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey
The best linebacker ever with the fattest dick known to man kind
Friend: Oh my god is that Micah Parsons?
Me: Yes that is our dick slaying king
He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who is that super handsome, clever guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh that’s Josh Parsons
Girl 3: Give me one sec I need to talk to that guy, he is super hot
He’s super cool, super clever, and super good-looking, he is a one of a kind person and has girls hanging off him like he’s a God. Whoever rejects Josh has makes huge mistakes because he is awesome!
Girl 1: OMG! Who’s that super cute guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh that’s only the cutest guy in the world: he’s nice, super sporty, super handsome and super cool!
Girl 1: I need to speak to that Josh Parsons
the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.
1 look thats johnny parsons
2 oh really
1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him