peasant wagon

A public service bus or train

I took the peasant wagon to work today

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Peasant's Quest

You are Rather Dashing, a peasant who returns from vacation to find his thatch roofed cottage...BURNINATED! You swear revenge on an epic journey to vanquish the Burninator Once and for all! From the company that made that game Trogdor, and that game Rabbit Algebra, comes a graphical text adventure of rather large preportions.

>throw baby
> get berries

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Broken Peasant

a peasant who cannot be converted, no matter what you have told them about the glorious MasterRace, the knowledge can still cannot get through there thick skulls and they will never learn.

(all of my friends are broken so it inspired me to make this since ive tried millions of times to save them :( )

Fellow Brother: Ive told you the millions of plus's of owning a pc and YET you still wont make the glorious switch over to the bright side, why? you do realize how hard your being ripped off and how limited your gaming experience is especially on those "next gen" consoles which barley get any games and go offline every minute

Broken Peasant: I DONT CARE IVE HAD A XBOX FOR 5 YEARS AND IM KEEPING THE CHAIN ON1!111
NOBODY CARES ABOUT MODS THEY DONT EXTEND THE PL3Y1B1L1TY O4 A G4M3 AND THERE STUPID

Fellow Brother: when we were over at my house we played smash bros brawl on x3 native 1080p resolution with and xbox one controller a ps3 controller and a ps4 controller all for free because.. emulators and remember all the amazing deals i showed you and free games we have

broken peasant: 1 D0N4 C4R3 XBAWCK5L1FE!!!11

5 days later...

broken peasant: OMG TERRERIA FOR $59.98 0MMMGEE WET A D3AL MUCH BETR T3N PEECEE

Fellow Brother: but remember the deals i showed you on pc...

broken peasant: XB0X5L4F3!!!!121 FUCK PEEC33

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peasant limousine

Any mode of public transportation. Usually applied to a city bus.

"Dude, got no car, too far to walk. Guess I"m stuck takin' the peasant limousine."

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interior peasant

What outside lords call nerds that never leave their houses

I wish I could be an outside lord and not so much of an interior peasant

vevo peasant

A Person who listens to music on VEVO

Calvin: Did You Hear The New Eminem Song?
Alessandro: Ya It's Shake That
Calvin: You Fucking VEVO Peasant

Mobile Peasant

A rather poor human that games on phone and only buys there £5 games.

Fucking mobile peasant pc is masterrace

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