A Brittany Van Pelt is the most intoxicatingly and beautiful woman this earth or myself has ever seen. She moves me and has the amazing ability to make me feel and love like no one else ever has. She is my world, my wife and my everything
Brittany Van Pelt: She is the most beautiful and perfect thing on this earth.
Matt Pelt has no friends but thinks he is the shit and will stay a virgin forever.
This guy is more hopeless than matt pelt
Matthew thinks he’s the shit and lies to his friends to prove himself.
Matt Van Pelt is such a faggot, holy shit
When a man has so much curly body hair, it looks like he’s covered in pubes.
That guys pube pelt is keeping his shirt off his chest!
The absolute sexiest person ever. And has the best girlfriend in the world.
Ethan Pelt is THICC
1.Another name for a pubic hair 2. Referring to the thick luxurious bush real woman of a real woman which resembles a animal pelt.
Girl-Are you trying to finger me
Guy-no I can get over how great your pussy pelt is
Girl-really wish you would finger me and not stroke my bush
a person who is a lost bean and can never understand the logic of what some people say.
Sorry, I but I am a skull pelt