Pen Pen

A child's way of saying penis.

Daddy, where is my pen pen so small?

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pen

Replacement word for any curse word.

That girl is such a pen! I hate her!
Pen that! I ain't doing that pen!
What the pen? Are you penning a monkey?

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PEN

(acronym)- Pussy Eaters Neck- A condition that occurs in the back of ones neck from munching on a box or the tonguing of a bung, balloon knot or star fish for a great length of time. Generally occurs in the first 3 months of any relationship then fades out to an occasional fly by or drunken anniversary cunnilingus.

After a night of dinner and drinks the newlyweds headed back to their suite where the young groom proceeded to perform fellatio on his blushing bride in hopes of reciprocation. Instead, after 2 hours of vigorous biscuit diving the bride had blacked out and the groom woke up with a furious case of PEN.

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Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen is a groovy song that you can find on YouTube. It's short and a bit funny since the guy in the video dances along to the music. (You should watch it if into weird stuff like that...)

Lyrics: Intro
P-P-A-P

*Groovy Music*

Verse 1
I have a pen, I have an apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!

Verse 2
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!

Verse 3
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

*Groovy Music*
End Of Song
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!

Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen uh Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

A groovy song about pens, pineapples, and apples.
Referred to as "Gangnam Style #2"

Person 1: Apple pen. . .

Person 2: Pineapple pen. . .
Together: EUGH, PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN!
*Groovy Music*

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PEN

P.E.N stands for Permission to Engage in Nothingness. Trending amongst teenagers.

Girl 1: "Oh my god come help me with my homework."
Girl 2: "Sorry PEN"
Girl 1: "Oh, permission granted!

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pen pineapple apple pen

something that one guy sang about in that song you remember as a child but you don't know the guy who sang it. it was a very catchy song that you still remember all the lyrics.

pen pineapple apple pen would be indicated by one singing
i have a pen...
i have an apple
BAM
apple pen