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an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.
you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
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when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.
“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”
A big dick that's sharp
E.g. Same bro pendulum sharpener yeah
When a man is erect wearing a strap-on dildo on his backside, he swings back and forth having sex with two women in a pendulum motion.
*Hey how was last night?
*Crazy, these two girls and I did a sticky pendulum.
When you're banging a tranny and your nuts slap together.
"Oh no! I just got hit by the devils pendulum!"
When your banging a tranny and your nuts slap together.
Oh no! I just got hit with the devils pendulum!
Another word for the phallus or penis.
The ladies all seem to really like Frank's meat pendulum