To Penge oneself, is to catch or collide one's genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.
i got up from my chair too quickly and penged myself on the desk
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"Aww babe check out that cute peng"
Or
"Bro you got any peng biscuits for my tea and shit?"
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Noun. A term which means marijuana
Verb. A term which means smoking marijuana
Usage as a noun - "Pass the peng"
Usage as a verb - "He's penging that spliff"
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Being caught off guard by a homosexual object or comment.
Person 1: What the fcuk is that?
2# Dude thatβs a picture of Gareth!
1# Oh man I just got penged.
2# You got penged bigg man.
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Penging meaning something really sick, great, fun, wild or sexy. (stemmed from the word Peng) Used widely in Bristol and Bradford; mostly among the large communities of Patels.
That place was penging!
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The half swilled skank at the bottom of a beer glass, usually a pint.
"Would you care to finish off my penge?"
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Peng is the road man way of saying, βbeautifulβ
Fred: Oi blud! Your girl isa peng ting!
Josh: shut up.