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A tracter or large farm vehicle taking up the whole lane leaving no room to pass, commonly seen in Pennsylvania. This is most unappreciated when one is alredy running late to go somewhere.
I would've had time to stop for coffee before work this morning, but got stuck behind a damn Pennsylvania pacecar.
A sex act that involves one individual wearing a strap-on backwards and inserting it into the partner's anal cavity, therefore bumping asses, while both partners masturbate.
Dude I walked in on Aaron and Gage pulling a Pennsylvania Pegger, it was pretty okay.
The act of sticking your penis in human feces drizzled with cow jizz and shit then fucking a girl on horseback as tourists take photos.
Guy 1: Bro I love when I give my girl the Pennsylvania Amish!
Guy 2: Bro that shit is fucking wild. All those people watching too?!
Guy 1: Yep!
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A beer bong taken in the rectum.
It started with the Pennsylvania punisher. It ended...badly.
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(v.) Commonly referred to as a PAPW, it is the act of ejaculating on a cloth and delivering a blow with said cloth to the cranial region of the victim.
Murk: “Yo Chard do you still got your 2008 Phillies World Series rally towel?”
Chard: “No I Pennsylvania Poliwhopped Brett Craskey with it at Aron!”
Troy, a land that one might infer is only filled with hicks, red necks, big ol lip packers, dippers and yee yees. While such specimens are common, there are fair and decent folk in the town of Troy. Nobody really likes it here, but it's home for now, and it makes do for what it is. Residents are passionate about their high-school sports, and all of the coaches take the game way too seriously, like...way too seriously. Teachers are frequently fired, the school board is more corrupt than Hillary Clinton, and school fights last a maximum of three seconds before both combatants are curled up on the ground. While visiting Troy, be sure to check out our state of the art Farm Museum, Vinnie's Pizza, or the annual, one and only Troy fair (A topic for another day.) Just be careful on the roads, camouflage is everywhere. HOME OF THE TROJANS
He could be cool, he could be weird, he's from Troy Pennsylvania so there's no telling.
Is when you recieve a beer bong through the anus. Or a beer in the rear.
It started with a Pennsylvania Punisher, and ended badly.
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