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Swerve and perv is when someone is driving and takes his eyes off the road in order to check out girls that are in another vehicle or walking on the sidewalk. This results in the car swerving while he is perving.
"Dude you almost crashed into that car! You gotta stop with that swerve and perv!"
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a creepy person who hangs around you in a public location, generally breathing a tad too hard and looks unclean.
Tiffney: Who's that guy perving around over there?
Emily: Oh, that's just Paul.
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A person who has a heart of gold and is always there for family and love ones no matter how the situation is, and at the same time has a naughty mouth and is a sex freak when it comes to the bedroom
A well balanced mix, karma calmer
"mario is such a sweetheart sometimes but also has such a perverted mouth"... sweethearted perv
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A thin and sickly attempt at the growth of a mustache. Often worn by poor white or hispanic young men. Sometimes associated with date rapists.
"Kid Rock totally has a perve stache."
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A Cyber Perv = an extremely common sexual being that lives on the internet. A Cyber Perv tends to be a pervert on internet chat room who is trying to give themselves a good time...over a computer screen? You may think that this sounds so sick it cannot exist, but indeed my friend, I am speaking the truth.
A Cyber Perv is usually a fat, no-hoper from America, seeking sexual fun out of English pre-teens with webcams. To make it even worse, he usually is about 50 years of age.
In order to find a “victim” the Cyber Perv enters an internet chat room, and simply types in “Any young girls want some fun? P2P me. MSN & CAM” In non-cyber perv language, this means. “Are there any young sluts who want to get dirty with an old geezer with MSN and a webcam?” If they get a response in P2P (this means a person to person chat, a somewhat, private way to chat on an internet chat room.) They will advance and ask them their A/S/L. (Age/Sex/Location) Young teenage girls should be warned that if they asked this question, they should simply give a quick, smart comment to knock them off their feet, hopefully this will tell him in the kindest way, to fuck right off. Examples of these smart comments are:
Not/Inter/Ested
Piss/Right/Off
OR, the best one of all…
I’m not a dirty slut for you to take advantage of…DIE CYBER PERV DIE!!!!
"I nearly just got e-raped by a cyber perv"
"AAAAH! HELP! A CYBER PERV!!!"
"That strange looking man looks like a cyber perv."
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Aftershave, typically the overpowering variety worn by fifteen and sixteen year old boys in the vain attempt to impress girls and convince them they are real men and a force to be reckoned with.
“Did you smell the overpowering perv gas off that lad?”
“Yeah, it was the great smell of shit”
Sunglasses that, when worn, make the person's eyes impossible to see. Used to look at boobs, etc.
Damn, that girl's hot, I wish I had my perv shades with me.
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