PhD

An acronym for "Permanent Head Damage"

Landlord: How are you these days?
Tenant: I am close to graduation.
Landlord: You are still in school?! Are you a genius?!
Tenant: This PhD program takes a long time and makes me depressed all the time.
Landlord: Well, you are gonna be a suger dad very soon!

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PhD

A fake doctor. Someone smart, just not smart enough to get into medical school.

He went to school and earned his PhD, (doctor of philosophy).

Snob who does'nt help people, but calls themselves doctor

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PHD

Acronym for: Post Holiday Depression

This condition develops when one returns from a nice holiday, and resumes their ordinary daily routine. Depression occurs as a result of carrying out boring tasks such as work in place of relaxing/partying.

Person 1: ''how was _____ (e.g. kavos) ?''

Person 2: Sick bro, but I'm already getting some serious PHD. I've got work in a few hours.

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PHD

POST HOLIDAY DEPRESSION
usually occurs after a period of rest and relaxation AWAY from the work place.. occurs upon arrival back from time off and during the return to the work place..

BRUCE : "hey mate, welcome back to work... why do you look so bummed ?
HORATIO : Yeah thanks... holiday wasn't long enough.. I'm sufferring from PHD.... wish I had a few more weeks....

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PhD

Player hater's degree
Proof that you are an expert at playerhation

Example of a PhD owner:
"Yo bitch, I may be ugly but at least I ain't got no money!"
"Just because he has a fine ass car doesn't mean he's going to drive that bitch!"

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PHD

a club which is very gay
its not even a proper club
its just a place for people
to go and take drugs
people go shuffling there
and shuffling is a shit way to dance

person 1: ey man i go to phd
person 2: wat da fuk is wrong wit u

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PhD

Pappa Has Dough

See that Lexus my biatch drives; she gots her PhD.

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