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1) A philosophical statement that is garbled or doesn't make very much sense.
2) A drunken philosophy.
"Make like a tree and get the fuck out." - The Boondock Saints
Drunken Roomate " Used couches are the cause of divorce."
Sober Roomate " That was a wise Philosophical Slur."
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The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher
Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”
Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”
Aligning your wants with your needs.
John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot
When you give dick so well or so bad that your partner contemplates the meaning of life, their place in the universe, and or what they did to deserve it.
His philosophical dick was so good all I could do was sit and contemplate the universe.
A blowjob
We had a philosophical discussion last night.
You blew him?!
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a burnout, a failure, a kid with no future besides prison, someone with a million ideas that require someone else to fund them, and still lives at his parents at 30
my friends dad direct quote, "A i think bryan is on drugs or retarded or something don't hang out with that guy anymore he is gunna grow up to be a homeless philosopher"
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A person who comes up with quotes by themselves in their everyday life that they believe are worth posting to Facebook, when some of them are even good enough to be actual modern philosophies. Such as "People don't Care about your life unless it relates to their own".
Dude, Jacob is such a Facebook Philosopher!
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