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you suck at photoshop

His name is Donny, and you suck at Photoshop.
You do, you’re awful. That’s why you're here.

Donny: you suck at photoshop.
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Now I’m gonna grab the distort tool. Some people might grab the perspective tool, but they're big pussies.

by PowerSleepWake February 23, 2008

30πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


crazy photoshop people

These are the crazy forum people that make pictures and signatures all day long. After hours of that they switch to telling other people what they are doing wrong and why.

Ex. John spends all his time telling people how to crop their photos correctly on the Photoshop forums! He must with the crazy photoshop people.

by Kesai furockt March 20, 2006

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Boy Who Cried Photoshop

This person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. To them, nothing is real and everything is fake. They're the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I saw you got the shit kicked out of you by Chad at the frat party yesterday."
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"

by NoYouMan May 11, 2017


Photoshop hoc, ergo hoc vera

Photoshop hoc, ergo hoc vera is a logical fallacy whereby something is assumed to be true because someone photoshopped a picture of it.

An example of "Photoshop hoc, ergo hoc vera" is a picture of a Nobel Prize stained in blood stating that someone doesn't deserve a Nobel Prize because they are responsible for more deaths than Hitler. "Photoshop hoc, ergo hoc vera" applies people assume that the picture is true just because someone made it, and then share it with others.

by ScriVener September 9, 2012

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves

3 some elephant sex

person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"

person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"

person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"

by fluffybunnies!! January 18, 2009

2πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


how to joint picture editing green background in photoshop cc, part bp

How to joint picture editing green background in Photoshop CC is a term that Indians upload videos of editing images of Indian people, They actually made a lot of parts and the parts usually means "Part bp" and using inappropriate sexual thumbnails to get views for clout, so who started this type of content?

How To Joint Picture Editing Green Background in Photoshop cc, Part Bp Fastest Trick in Less minute New Episode Part349

by Jiafei7871 October 22, 2023


photoshopping reality

When the press, public relations firms, government officials and political campaigns distort reality, twist the facts, apply filters like those used in PhotoShop to changes images, that is photoshopping reality. Closely associated with spin, perception management, marketing and propaganda.

When Secretary of State Colin Powell showed photographs to the UN proving the existence of chemical warfare plants, he was photoshopping reality. Also, President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

by Songpoet February 7, 2008