pick up line

What a guy says to a girl he wants to hook up wit

1) Do you hang your clothes? Cuz dat bottom's off the hook!

2) If you were a squirrel would you pick my nuts?

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Pick up the cards

A polite way of telling to someone that you know they're (at least in your opinion) are talking bullshit and they should stop now.
The phrase is constructed from the popular modern card game "bullshit" in which when those that lie about the cards they put down and are caught are forced to pick up the cards in the pile. devo

Guy 1: "So then I was just in this Bottle-o and this chick asked me for a root and I was like 'yiew'"
Guy 2: "Pick up the cards gimp"

Player 1 "Three 2's"
Player 2 "Two fours"
Player 3 "Five fives"
Player 1 "your a retard, pick up the cards"

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Pick up that dollar

Pick up that dollar, sometimes followed by bitch or hoe.. can refer to a person, a situation, a comment or reply to a conversation when you don't think much of them or what is being said. It can mean an event, person, thing or situation not worthy of your time. It is can be a condescending remark comparing the person, situation or event to a stripper , whore picking up money off the floor.

In response to the stripper who said "you ladies are stupid for sponsoring a lap dance for your guys"..the ladies replied, "hoe, pick up that dollar "

pick up the phone

The greatest song I’ve ever heard in my life, created by Travis Scott, Young Thug and Quavo. These three were like Steph, Klay and KD on this song. Quavo even invented the word discriminize during his iconic verse.

Me: PICK UP THE PHONE BABY! (LIKE BRRR!)
Timmy: I KNOW YOU’RE HOME BABY! (IT’S LIT!)
Kyle: I’M IN THE ZONE BABY! (STRAIGHT UP!)
Bobby: I JUST POURED UP A FOUR BABY!

picking up wood

a woman -usually a lesbian- seducing an outdoorsy guy for quick and discrete sex.

I found out my girlfriend was picking up wood in Vermont.

pick-up line

a phrase or expression used to "wow" or "win over" a female, deemed successful if it ends in the bedroom area, or any place well equipped for love making.

"Hey baby, how much does a baby penguin weigh? Just enough to break the ice."

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Pick up Chicks

A little known game played around the high school football stadiums. The purpose of the event is to get as much boobs, ass, pussy, tongue, or really anything sexual as possible.

Scores are tallied at the end and extra points are given to team players and sly maneuvers.

One can automatically win by getting laid at any time during the season, while on the stands surrounded by their friends.

Varsity game tomorrow. Let's play us some Pick up Chicks! Bring a blanket, this could get dirty.

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