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A pike that is caught in the Pollagh area or other polluted/irradiated Waters . This spice of pike know as the Esox Niger or chain pike is usually uncommon to find alive in the wild as it is so stupid that it will attempt to eat itself when caught. It is believed to be named after the spice tonyious moximus which is believed to be one of the stupidest creatures to have ever lived during the Neolithic period.
Lad I just bought a tony pike, why is it so special
A pike pussy is a wimpy-type individual who fly fishes for northern pike under a strick code of ethics covering proper etiquette, drinking, emotional behavior, personal hygiene and style of living. The evolution of a pike pussy began in the early 21 century with the goal of attaining a status eqivalent to Scotland’s renowned St. Andrews Golf Club.
It is suggested that when a Pike Pussy falls down he momentarily reduce his alcoholic intake. If a pike pussy gets injured, for example, imbeds a hook in his finger he should remain calm, fetch bolt-cutters, remove hook, and apply Vagisil. The remainder of the day the patient may be called a Dumbass Pussy. If you accidentally or intentionally hook your fishing partner, remove hook before next cast. If it is a simple clothing-hook, this is considered a no-harm-no-foul infraction, but if you hook him in the ass then a heartfelt apology should be given.
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(v.) Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, career, affairs of the heart etc. Person who exemplifies these traits.
Stop acting like that you're acting like Clark Pike
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(May also be substituted with any main road in your local town)
The act of lying about ones specific location in order to hang out with girls instead of your close male friends
*phone call*
Me: "hey man, where are you?"
Friend: "ummmm, I'm currently on Kingston Pike driving. Not really sure just driving around."
Me: "uh, well ok. Tell me when you get home so we can hang out."
*call ends*
Friend: "phew! Now I can continue to bang my friends sister in my car while he thinks I'm driving down Kingston pike!"
Ex. 2: "don't Kingston pike me. Bro's before hoes!"
Ex. 3: "Man I kingston piked the fuck out of my friends yesterday. And then I got a bj! Man that was worth it!"
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A Jay pike is another word for a very large turd a turd so massive that when you try to flush it doesn't fit down the toilet. Sometimes spinning in an attempt to fit in the comparatively small plumbing.
"Man.. I feel bad for the janitor who has to clean up the massive jay pike I layed in that toilet!"
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nickname for Montgomery College in Rockville, Maryland. known as a college for the people that can't get into any other college in the fuckin nation.
SHIT I didnt get into Yale. Guess i'll have to settle with Harvard on the pike.
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The place in Nashville, Tennessee, where you're most likely to run into prostitutes.
No, really. I saw Paris Hilton out on Dickerson Pike last night.
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