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Filling your girlfriend up, then hanging her from the ceiling and beating her with a giant stick.
Person: "Me and my GF had a ball last night, treated her to the Gooey Pinata!"
you take a leather sack with a hole in the bottom and hang it from a tree in your backyard. then you climb into the sack after coating your balls in tuna oil. once you're in the sack and your nuts are hanging through the hole, a cage full of angry, hungry cats are let loose in the yard and they rip your balls to shreds.
"Have you seen Drew today?" "No, not since the tuna pinata, he's been in the hospital recovering."
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An Xbox 360 game that although caters to people of all ages, it is a game of dramatically lighter atmosphere than popular shooters like Halo 3, Call of Duty: World at War, and others. This makes it a prime subject of what a worthless noob you have on your team in one of those games should be playing instead.
Hey Irish Joker, why don't you go play Viva Pinata! 4 and 20, and using god damn Martyrdom! (True story; friend of mine who played with someone on his team who had 4 kills and 20 deaths in Hardcore Team Deathmatch (where friendly fire is on and the Martyrdom perk in case you don't know drops a live grenade when you are killed)).
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Is the act of after having sex, the male taking off the condom and while holding the opening, or rolled up part, putting the reservoir tip end in the womans mouth and she sucks on the condom until it breaks due to negative pressure, releasing its contents in a fast rush. This practice has been abandoned due to the high potential for aspiration of the condom causing death by asphyxiation! (fluids + rubber = slippery, accidents happen). Your cant say i didn't tell you.......
"DO NOT DO THIS!!!"
The now common/slightly safer method is to have the woman use her two canine (cuspid) teeth and puncture a small hole at the reservoir tip of the condom and suck SLOWLY on the condom and get the contents that way. This is also know as a "Sperm Bong" or "Cum Bong or "Jism Bong", etc. But still,
"DO NOT DO THIS ONE EITHER!!!" Be safe and live to have sex another day!
"Dude, my girlfriend has been so good this week, i decided to let her have a treat last night, so i gave her a Cincinnati pinata! She loves it! She can only have one when she has been good though!"
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When are eating some chick out on their period while the little string is out, grab it with your teeth, pull it out and shake it around like a dog.
Bryon gave Tawny a mean Pitbull Pinata.
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verb. the act of tieing a female up(hog style), hanging her from the ceiling, proceeding to beat her in the stomach with a Lousiville Slugger until she begins to vomit and bleed profusely. The winner of this event can take the honor of engaging in furious mexican intercourse with the lucky female. This is followed by a homecooked burrito dinner by the female
"For Joses 19th birthday, his dad bought him a keg Tecate(popular Mexican beer) and a stripper. His dad thought it would be a good idea to Mexican pinata that bitch. Jose will never forget his 19th birthday. Jose is now the Triple A home run king for the Columbus Clippers and the stripper is a parapeligec"
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Is the act of after having sex, the male taking off the condom and while holding the opening, or rolled up part, putting the reservoir tip end in the womans mouth and she sucks on the condom until it breaks due to negative pressure, releasing its contents in a fast rush. This practice has been abandoned due to the high potential for aspiration of the condom causing death by asphyxiation! (fluids + rubber = slippery, accidents happen). You cant say i didn't tell you.......
"DO NOT DO THIS!!!"
The now common/slightly safer method is to have the woman use her two canine (cuspid) teeth and puncture a small hole at the reservoir tip of the condom and suck SLOWLY on the condom and get the contents that way. This is also know as a "Sperm Bong" or "Cum Bong or "Jism Bong", etc. But still,
"DO NOT DO THIS ONE EITHER!!!" Be safe and live to have sex another day!
"Dude, my girlfriend has been so good this week, i decided to let her have a treat last night, so i gave her a Cincinnati pinata! She loves it! She can only have one when she has been good though!"
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