bum pinch

A light squeeze to someone's ass cheek to show appreciation for the shape of that person's posterior. One must carefully select the proper social situation for a bum pinch, since sometimes it can be considered socially inappropriate.

A cute dancer at the strip club deliberately put her sweet ass in my face, so I gave her a little bum pinch to show my appreciation.

Pinch and Roll

The delicate, efficient, and proper way a gentleman relieves his scrotum from itching, by pinching a small piece of skin and then quickly "rolling" it until the itch is relieved.

Guy 1: I need to scratch my balls, but I don't want to make a big deal about it.

Guy 2: Just give it the old pinch and roll, son.

Guy 1 : Good call

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pinch of salt

To take something lightly

Take their advise with a pinch of salt mate

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god's pinch

The pinch of tobacco that is missing from a can of moist tobacco. Copenhagen is usually the only brand that does this. Don't worry, you still get the same amount of tobacco, it is just more condensed and contains less stems than other brands such as Grizzly or Skoal.

Jake: Man they should did take a God's Pinch outta this one!
Luke: That's why you should dip Grizzly. I always get a full can.

Jake: Nah, Copenhagen is life.

Luke: LOL whatever you say.

pinch and roll

The ONLY comfortable and workable way to scratch one's scrotum. Actual scratching does not work, as the scrotal entity slides around under the fingers. To achieve results, the scrotum is pinched between the fingers and rolled back and forth.

Sweetie-darling, if you really want to scratch the boys, you must remember to use the pinch and roll technique.

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a pinch of shit

something totally useless or worthless. Australian slang.

How's that new Holden mate? Mate it ain't worth a pinch of shit

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Pinch-A-Loaf

To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".

guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back

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