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Nestled deep in the New Jersey Pine Barren's rest many pine niggers. Usually can be found at the Atco speedway devouring a bud lite lime. Unkempt and unruly pine niggers while tell you the deal fast. Minimum wage and a 1985 Ford F150 is the pine nigger staple. High school education is also usually sparse.
"Hey Charlie that pine nigger's trailer looks like it should be confiscated from The Department of Transportation before it harms someone."
The worst Town in the entire world. Every body thinks that they are ghetto and hip but they aren't. They are all red neck peice of shits.
Your town is turning into a "Pine Bush"
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Pembrokes Pines is an unheard of city in South Florida. Basically its like a suburb of Ft. Lauderdale or Hollywood but not Miami because Miami is in Dade County and Pembroke Pines is in Broward. Pines runs from like up near University to basically the edge of the everglades. So basically theres a really crappy part of Pembroke Pines and a really nice part. The crappy part is kinda ghetto. They have south campus of Broward College down there and it's like the most ghetto campus of all of them. The nice part is like where all the doctors and lawyers and people who have a job live. That's basically it. It's a nice place but don't come live here because houses are freakishly expensive.
John: Hey lets go live in Pembroke Pines!
Jen: We can visit the nice part but not the ghetto part because we might get mugged!
*after visit*
John: Lets move to Pembroke Pines!
Jen: No way! The houses are freaking expensive!
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Pine Style is the act of performing basic tasks in an unconventional and often unsanitary manner.
‘Putting the pot straight in the fridge and not covering it? That is so Pine Style baby’
‘Damn eating your yogo with a fork after some delicious salmon skins because you’re too lazy to get up and get a spoon? That’s pine style baby’
‘Hol up sweet cheeks lemme’ pine style this already used condom so we can use it again, whatchu know about a lil renewable energy haha now shake that lil pussy for me’
The place of low key shone, potheads & pembroke natives who like to fight. a secret hatred between hispanic and black. sessions held in the landings, the woods, pretty much any where from muvico to cut N corners, sneakerheads, everything is a walk but it dont really matter cause there are gils anywhere you go in pembroke. you can always find a pembroke native by taco bell asking for a water cup or in wendy's by publix, you got pembroke natives that rap you got pembroke natives that trap.
john: lets go to Pembroke pines i heard they having a sesh
craig :oh yeah they burning in pines
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Pacific Pines a small ghetto town in queensland australia, children of the ages of 12 start of smoking weed and there habitats slowly get worse as they age and end up smoking pippys, the girls end up becoming bigger whores than sasha grey and easier than tieing your shoe lace
Normal Australian 1: Im going to pac pines tonight to see a girl
Normal Australian 2: Make sure you wear a condom, them girls are dirty
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The finest rendition of Captain Kirk this Star Trek era. Although he was a fag in Princess Diaries, he redeems himself in Trek.
Chris Pine:" If one is deemed unfit for the line of duty, the one cannot actively perform the role of acting captain.."
Fangirls: "He just made me nerdgasm in my shorts."
Fanboys: "Spock is a sex demon."
Middle aged men: "I could show Uhura a good time."
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