ESKIMO PIPELINE

When a fucking human being freezes his or her turd and uses it for a dildo the next day.

The Eskimo Pipeline is really fucking gay and is only used by queers and steers.

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Alaskan pipeline

When a girl takes a shit inside of a condom, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.

I made myself a great Alaskan pipeline last night.

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Atlantic Pipeline

When you take a poo in a condom, put it in the freezer, then use it as a dildo.

Lisa loves an atlantic pipeline! Fresh from the freezer

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american pipeline

An American pipeline is where a man ejects his man fluids into a condom multiple times until half way full and freezes it. He will then poke little holes into the top of the condom. He will then give it to his lady friend and she will use it as a dildo and the friction of the stroking will warm the sperm until it melts into the pussy and she gets pregnant

Bill: I got a full one in the freezer if your ready for my American pipeline

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alaskan pipeline

alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo

alex p: hey alex, we're still going to use the alaskan pipeline i made last night, right
alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK

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Louisiana pipeline

a variation of the Alaskan pipeline popularized after the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in which crude oil is frozen for use as a dildo

While on a picnic at the beach, he gathered up tarballs and froze them so he could surprise his girlfriend with a Louisiana pipeline.

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Alaska pipeline

Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo and fuck your chick with it. RE: call in on Bubba the Love Sponge show.

Missy's lesbian girlfriend lost their strap-on so they had no choice but to do the Alaska pipeline but Missy didn't like the mess when it thawed.

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