To be so shitfaced drunk that you can barely make sense of what’s happening around you.
For Christ sake lad, I’m plastered now am I.
An adjective meaning really fuckin drunk and or high
Damn that lady is fuckin plastered
when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol
“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m ducking plastered right now”
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when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol
“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m fucking plastered man”
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The lesbian version of dick drunk.
"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."
When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.
Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....