Play-by-play

1.) Describing a bowl movement as it happens.
2.) Giving full details while on the toilet

Person 1, "Oh! This toilet seat is very cold and I'm starting to prairie-dog"

Person 2, "Wow, I don't need the Play-by-play!"

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Play

Anything to do with sexual relations: fooling around, making out, oral sex or having intercourse. To have fun

As in, “ did you get play last night “ something Nigga’s do anything for in naples

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Playing

There's never a shortage of sides to play.

That dude Eric church always wanted to play everyone's side, he tried to play up to one too many egos and wound up playing himself instead. At least people would never think he was uptight.

played with

when someone has used you

Person 1: Dude did you hear what happened to Rebecca?
Person 2: No what?
Person 1: She got played with by Chad!!
Person:2 Dude what? I thought he actually like her??!!

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Plays

The act of doing anything that you would consider pimp or player on a consistent basis with a group of your boys. When you pull off this act, you can look at each other and just say plays. The other guy will know exactly what you mean.

While chillin' at the bottle service table, I had these two girls join me. One sat on each leg of my lap and got both their numbers. I looked at my boy Evan and he just said, Plays!

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Play-by-play Mom

A play-by-play mom is an annoying bitch on social media that posts about every little detail about their kids' lives. Such posting events include the losing of a first tooth, first shit, or first time floating in the pool. They completely and totally ruin your social feeds and generally are people you can't unfriend because of the backlash or family peer pressure.

Did you see how Cristal posted six pictures of her kid blowing his nose? She's such a Play-by-Play Mom

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Played

Had sex

How was your night?

Great, I played with that slut!

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