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Ya know, fappin' on the toilet. Roughen up a subject. Beatin' up the bishop. Taking matters into your own hands.
The portable cleveland steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It will provide you some jack pleasure if you're in the toilet. You know, where ever you need it for.
Something that you love to do, but you just cannot admit that you do it.
Guy 1: "DUDE, you still watch Pokemon?"
Guy 2: "WHAT? NO! Ok, I do, its my guilty pleasure.
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what life is not about
life is not about butthole pleasures
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The international phrase for ChickFilA. Used by workers that have short hair and glasses.
Thanks for the chicken
— My pleasure
See you later
— My pleasure
How are you?
— My pleasure
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An interesting way of pleasuring urself in the bathtub. Put faucet on full blast, medium to warm temperature, place private area (mainly girls) under faucet
Bathtub Pleasure is usually only for girls
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Going to to sea, fishing out a large fish. Using tweezers and roughly, for blood, tear the anus apart. Thrusting into the anus with an object or a fleshy blood filled sponge like object until it explodes all over you and you orgasm. Is best if fish is still alive. Then first person spotted eats fish.
Logan went fishing and caught a Gabe and shared the pleasure fish with Ian. They came back to their house with Joey asking why they smelt so bad. They said they went hardcore Pleasure Fishing.
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the action performed after experiencing pleasure so great that nothing but convulsions of the body can suffice to express the delight
antonym - writhe in pain
After taking a shower on a cold morning I jumped naked in my still warm bed and proceeded to writhe in pleasure.
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