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The antagonistic act of abruptly and forcefully applying one's bare anus to another's bed pillow. Very common in college fraternities.
He's sure to have very brown dreams after we cheese plopped all over his pillow.
noun:
The other person in a public restroom that prevents one from defecating comfortably. The silence might become so overbearing that the pooper is forced to leave prematurely.
verb: to plop block.
The act of being in a public restroom while someone else is trying to defecate.
noun:
girl 1 - "I was trying to poo, but there was a girl who was putting on her makeup in the restroom and would not leave!"
girl 2 - "Man, what a plop block!"
verb:
girl 1, shouting from inside the stall - "Stop plop blocking and leave!"
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A turd that is so buoyant, that the entire mass submerges causing a first plop. Eventually reemerging, as would a dolphin, causing further ploppage that may cause rectal slpashage.
Jimmy, dont sky bomb! You might dolphin plop!
Attempting to defecate discretely when your love interest is present.
My girlfriend was spending the night, and I had to take a dump, so I had to execute a covert plop.
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When someone's shit hits the toliet, They kindly flush it, so that noone will have to smell it.
Girl 1: OMG!
Girl 2: What happened?
Girl 1: I just came from the restroom, and someone in there didn't have the audacity to plop and flush.
The act of positioning multiple layers of toilet paper on the water surface in the toilet, creating a cushion in order to prevent the water splashing or 'plopping' when a turd hits the surface, thus avoiding a loud noise being produced. The layers of tissue act as a cushion, absorbing sound energy of the turd . The art of Plop Absorbing is particularly useful when the toilet user wishes to remain anonymous to people outside of the bathroom.
Example 1:
Arnold: "FUCK YOU NICKI! I told you I needed the toilet first!"
Nicki: "Chill your beans fag-bag, I only need a pee ."
Arnold: "You better be only needing a fucking pee!"
*Nicki commences the Plop Absorbing process*
Example 2:
>Chucky is on the toilet, while Arnold is getting ready to go to a party listening to the radio.
>*Arnold turns radio off*
>*Chucky performs the Plop Absorber as the radio will no longer camouflage the noise*
Example 3:
barack ripped the tissue segments with anger and threw them into the toilet. However, his anger had caused him to miss the water and as a result the tissues were stuck on the side of the toilet bowl. Barack had unsuccessfully executed the Plop Absorber.
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